Arnold,
Why do you have so many crushes on so many different girls?
- Suzanne

Suzanne,
I don't really have that many crushes. I mean, there's occasionally a girl that I like-like, but it's not that big of a deal.
-Arnold

Suzanne,
As much as I like Arnold, I have to tell you he's not being level with you. Man, if I had a dime for every time he's had a crush, I could really live in style.
- Gerald

Gerald,
Hey! That's not true!
- Arnold

Arnold,
Whatever you say, man.
- Gerald

Park,
Is there any significance to the 'U' on your sweater? Does it stand for something?
- Wordsmith

Dear Wordsmith,
Hey there! It's nice to hear from you since I don't get many letters. Anyway, I got this shirt from my dad; he used to wear it when he was in college. I think it's the school's logo or something.
- Park

Stinky,
I think that you and Lila would make an AWESOME couple. You're SOOOO perfect for each other. Just thought I'd encourage you.
- All Knowing Matchmaker

Dear Matchmaker,
Aw shucks, I don't know if Miss Lila would go for a feller like me, on account of she's so perfect and I'm so ordinary. Sure is nice of you though, and I do hope that you're right. Thanks for your letter.
- Stinky

Hey Curly,
Can I borrow your Wankyland pencil??
- Blunt

To Blunt, if that is your real name,
How dare you ask for my Wankyland pencil? What do you want with it? Do you want to chew it beyond recognition? To drop it in the dirt!? I'm on to you, Blunt. And you'd better leave my pencil alone if you know what good for you.
- Curly

Helga,
There is this boy who is kind of cute, I want him to know that I like him, but I dont know what to say! What shall I say to him and how shall I tease him?
- Laura

Laura,
What are you asking me for, sister? Ask Lila or someone if you want to talk about that girly stuff, not me. But, since you're so intent on asking me about this stuff, here goes. Say whatever your little girly-girl heart desires; it's not my problem. And next time remember to ask someone who knows about this stuff, okay?
- Helga

For Joey,
Do you ever feel upset by your status as an extra? Does it make you feel underapperciated and make you want to revolt against the main characters?
- Rhoda Shellfelcobs, Chairwoman of the E.S.G (Extras Support Group)

Dear Rhoda,
Wow. You know, I've never thought about it before, but you're so right. I want to be the star for once!
- Joey

Ms. Shellfelcobs,
Joey just showed me your letter, and it really opened up my eyes. You'll be happy to know that you inspired the two of us to ask the stars to give us more screen time. We'll be sure to tell you how it goes!
- Robert

Rhoda,
What was the big idea? I'm just minding my own business when these two kids run up to me and demand their own episodes. It took a talk with 'Old Betsy' to get them to shut up. And then I find out that they got the idea from you. Don't pull another stunt like that unless you'd like vacation in a hospital room!
- Helga

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