Dear Helga,
Do you ever think about going out with Arnold's cousin Arnie? Heck, you like Arnold a lot, and you might be able to get both of them. And, speaking of Arnold... when you got Arnold too rub your foot on the bus, did he actually tickle your foot, or were you just trying too make Lila jealous?
- Helgoth

Helgoth,
How can you say that I, Helga G. Pataki, "like Arnold a lot"? Crimeney! How could I ever possess feelings for that football head, anyway? And the idea of going out with Arnie is possibly even worse than my liking Arnold. The guy collects gum wrappers, for cryin' out loud! As to Arnold tickling my feet... uh, I was completely faking it! I was doing the old football head a favor and using my acting skills to make Lila jealous. There's nothing else to it!
- Helga

Connie and Maria,
When you went to the dance with Arnold and Gerald, how did you know they were fourth graders? Just curious!
- SL

Hey SL,
Those kids were just too cute and innocent, not to mention short, to be sixth graders. Plus, we had seen them hanging around other fourth graders in the neighborhood before, so we sorta figured it out.
- Connie and Maria

Dear Olga,
Do you think you and Helga will ever understand each other?
- Helga Fan

Helga Fan,
My baby sister and I already share such an incredible bond with each other! Though we haven't exactly been close in the past, I feel that we have become so close that we can really understand each other. We truly have the most perfect relationship!
- Award-Winning Olga Pataki

Hey Arnold!
I had a question considering your home life. (Please don't be offended!) I was just wondering how you felt about living with only adults. Do you ever wish that any of the boarders had kids? Or do you like being the only kid in the boarding house?
- Cybra

Hi there Cybra,
It sometimes gets a bit lonely living without any kids around, but if I want to hang around with another kid, I can always call Gerald or go play with some kids in the field. In any case, it's sometimes like the other boarders are 'big kids' anyway, since a few of them can be pretty immature sometimes.
- Arnold

Mr. Simmoms,
I have two questions for you.
1. Do you like Dr. Bliss?
2. Are you related to Richard Simmons?
- Eve K. Lily

Dear Eve,
Thanks for your interesting and unique questions! Well, to answer your first question... while Dr. Bilss is certainly an intelligent and special individual, I am not really attracted to her in, uh, that way. You'll probably understand when you're older. And, while I enjoy exercising along with Richard Simmons' tapes, I am not related to him. Well, stay special!
- Mr. Simmons

Helga,
Okay, so you like ______. Well, in Preschool, do you think those other kids knew that you liked ______? Maybe not, but if they did and they started saying things right now, and then ______ reacted, how would you react? Yupper! Same thing happened to my friend, uh wait, what is his name? Oh yeah! Justin liked a girl named uh, Melina. Since first grade, he liked her, and he was making reactions. This year, which is 5th grade, Melina found out, but little tough luck for Justin.
Also, what I also wanted to ask you was if you were just sitting around at school like if you were at a chorus rehersal. Then, you saw a girl you never saw before with a big solo, and a dancer. And you knew one of her siblings, and you talked to that sibling and she told you all about that girl with the big solo and you wanted to meet her, how? She was older, and she acted different... like my friend told me that she says, like 'get away from me' and stuff, would you need advice? If you do, I have great advice! In private, go up to her and talk to her. If she is mean, do your thing or just walk away. But yes, I need some advice for that too.
Bye!
Your Friend,
SteiveLynn (Not Steve)

Dear SteiveLynn (Not Steve),
Uh... Okay.
- Helga

Lila,
Are you so friendly with Arnold because you are just friendly in nature, or are you acting on basic instinct, in that you enjoy the attention he lavishes on you? Come on. You can't tell me that you don't enjoy stringing him along!
- Helga's Lost Twin

Dear Helga's Lost Twin,
Goodness, I just like to be nice to Arnold because he is a nice person, even though it's ever so annoying when he tries to get me to 'like him like him'. I could not imagine just 'stringing him along' for the attention. That would be ever so cruel!
- Lila

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