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| Current Ask Arnold | Archive: 2/01, 3/01, 4/01, 5/01, 6/01, 7/01, 9/01, 10/01, 12/01, 3/02, 5/02 |
Curly,
Hello....you're my favorite, truly, so I really have
to know something. WHY in the HECK do you like Rhonda? Alright, so she's the
most popular, and the "best dressed" but has the I.Q of a cat! So tell me!
-
Curlyrules
Dear Misguided,
Well, at least you've noticed my suave
charms, so you're not a complete loss. But how can you say those things about my
sweetie? She's such a babe, I couldn't help but love her!
- Curly "de
Bergerac" Gamelthorpe
Curly,
I am not, I repeat NOT, your sweetie, and if you
don't get that idea out of your demented, creepy little mind, I swear I'll...
Um, anyway, Curlyrules, have you heard of something called a libel suit? You
can't just insult a Lloyd like that!
- Ms. Rhonda Wellington
Lloyd
Hey Arnold,
Just some questions about your room. Did you design it
yourself. Did you put everything in its place? How much did it cost? Just asking
'cause your room is so COOL!
- Eve
Dear Eve,
I'm glad you like my room! I first started designing my
room when I found a lot of old furniture and scraps around the boarding house.
Since my grandparents were just going to throw them away, they let me use them
in my room. I fixed it up to make it look nice, and eventually I added other
stuff that I found all around the city.
- Arnold
Timberly,
Don't listen to Gerald. You realy are a nice
girl.
- SteiveLynn
Dear SteiveLynn,
Why, thank you! I hope you heard that, Gerald!
-
Timberly
SteiveLynn,
I never said my sister wasn't nice. She does tend to get
on my nerves sometimes, though...
- Gerald
Nobody in Particular,
Hey!
- Timberly
Eugene,
Why you always have bad luck? I mean, you look so nice. I
really don't understand.
- Keroppi
Hello there, Keroppi!
I don't have bad luck... people just say that
sometimes. I mean, I'm really lucky to have friends who care for me,
and...
Uh, hey Keroppi,
I don't think Eugene will be able to answer the
rest of your letter. He got hit by Arnold's home run ball, and is going to the
school nurse right now. Anyway, the reason Eugene has such bad luck is that he's
a jinx. It's as simple as that.
- Sid
Dear Helga,
Why do you and Arnold flirt so much? And so outragously, at
that! That wink he gave you while you were washing dishes in the french
restaurant, they way he walks you home for no reason. And the way you kissed
him! Twice! It must have been enjoyable on both ends, because neither of you
seemed to have any regrets about it. And I know you'll say 'I was just acting',
so let me explain something. A fifteen second kiss between nine year olds isn't
acting, there's actual emotion to it. So, answer the question, Pataki, what's
with all the flirting?
- Maiden
Maiden,
Crimeney! Why do all you people think there's something
between me and the football-head, anyway? I mean, why would I, Helga G. Pataki,
have any interest in someone like Arnold? You said he gave me a wink? Oh yeah...
Uh, he probably just had soap in his eyes or something. Yeah! And he's always
doing goody-goody things like walking kids home, so it's not exactly a surprise
when he walked me home. By the way, what do you know about acting, anyway? Those
kisses were gross, but I had to make it look good, even if it meant kissing
Arnold's sweet lips for... a disgustingly long time. Ick!
- Helga
Mr. Simmons,
I think you're special. Sorry about this question, but do
you have a girlfriend or wife? You're so calm and loving; I like this in a man,
and I'm pretty sure I'm falling in love with you! Oh, this isn't a joke! Please
answer me, and give me a chance...
- Ms. Perfect
Ms. Perfect,
Well, um... As to your first question, I don't exactly
have a girlfriend or wife. And while I'm very flattered by your compliments and
am sure you're a very wonderful and unique individual who will someday find her
own special someone, I'm really not interested. I wish you the best of luck in
finding someone just as calm and loving with whom you can share the special
moments of your life!
- Mr. Simmons
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